Population | 13.643 billion |
Capital | Vakigorod |
Leader | Jozef Tesarik |
Currency | Buj |
Animal | Wilk |
The People's Socialist Republic of Iron Vakia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jozef Tesarik with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, disturbing lack of elderly people, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.643 billion Vakiß are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vakigorod. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The enormous but inefficient Vakian economy, worth a remarkable 3,086 trillion Bujs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 226,229 Bujs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Peer pressure from cooler world leaders directs Vakian government policy, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iron Vakia's national animal is the Wilk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Iron Vakia is ranked 286,296th in the world and 10,707th in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 2.81 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Iron Vakia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Patriotic, and Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Most Valuable International Artwork and Most Avoided.
- : Iron Vakia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Iron Vakia, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
- : Following new legislation in Iron Vakia, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
- : Following new legislation in Iron Vakia, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
- : Following new legislation in Iron Vakia, peer pressure from cooler world leaders directs Vakian government policy.
- : Following new legislation in Iron Vakia, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in Iron Vakia, many friends and relatives of Jozef Tesarik have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
- : Following new legislation in Iron Vakia, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
- : Following new legislation in Iron Vakia, a wide-ranging purge of leading officials and family members is being carried out by Jozef Tesarik.